i bet even voldielocks would cry during the notebook.

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 00:15:20 GMT

This is merely for my own reference should I ever use this information for future fanfics; the only reason I'm not making the private or whatever is because I don't particularly care if you all think Karyn and I are nuts. And the only reason I'm posting it here is because the notes in my notebook are far too messy and I need to rewrite it somewhere while it's fresh in my mind.

If for some reason you're actually reading these (and I can't for the life of me think of why you'd want to), anything in blue are my added thoughts that Karyn more than likely disagreed with because she thinks I'm insane and everything is in the order that it's in in my notebook, meaning that it jumps around a lot (no, seriously) and you'll probably get super confused. Hey, it happens.

Also, I apologize for all the terrible grammar contained under these cuts and I really would suggest you don't read this stuff.

HIHIHI DO YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE?!?! YEAH IT MEANS THAT THERE ARE SPOILERS UNDER THESE CUTS.

**RED = edit/add in as of 11/28/06.

Hermione Granger.

Equivalent to Karyn. People probably paid her to their homework in grade school (and probably still at Hogwarts) and she probably had cat stickers on her folder in said grade school (... and probably at Hogwarts.) Could possibly end up being a cat lady if she doesn't end up falling in love with Draco Malfoy or marry Ron, in which case they'll still have lots of cats and probably even more kids.

Draco Malfoy.

WOULD ACT TOUCH BUT HE WOULD SECRETLY CRY DURING THE NOTEBOOK MUAHAHAHAHA. No pain tolerance in private. Daddy beat him. Mummy loves him. Arrogance and prejudice is byproduct of father's ways. Player but no action; afraid of commitment ~~(I need to ask Karyn why she thinks he's afraid of commitment ...)~~ because Daddy had a wittle affair wif Bellatrixareforkids which he was unfortunate enough to walk in on. Either he's worried the significant other would cheat on him or he's afraid of cheating on the other person (fear of hurting another person/doing something wrong). (Daddy knows that he knows. Threatened to erase Draco's memory, but didn't and Draco later uses this knowledge as leverage. No action because he's a smart kid and understands girls and knows that sex will be forcing him into commitment because girls are freaking nuts, suggesting that the vair vair sexy Slytherin Sex God is a virgin BUT NO ONE KNOWS THIS because seriously what is a sex god without sex, my friends? But naturally he pretends like he gets more action than a Las Vegas prostitute and flaunts it about even if they're absolutely nothing to flaunt, obviously. Pansy is so secretly a lesbian and they just hang around each other to protect one another. Has a security blankie in the form of a stuffed bunny named Captain Painsy Wainsy from Tonks's mum (Andromeda, is it?). Had to have the birds and the bees explained to him by Crabbe and Goyle roflroflrofl. Won't stay on Dark Side! Because ....................... Mr. DLord kills his mum as a warning/punishment of Draco's failure to kill Dumby and he (Draco) is like fuck dat shit yo and realizes he did some bad stuff. EXCEPTTTTTTT he technically doesn't turn good because he wants to. Instead, it's more of a "I want to kill Voldielocks because he Avada Kedavra'd me mum and it just so happens you guys are the side that wants to kill him, too, so I guess I'm on your side" kind of thing.

Basically Harry finds him blubbering about at Dumby's grave because he didn't actually want Dumby to get killed and Harry is all angry and then disgusted and then feels pity for Draco and then feels even more pity and then he tries to beat the shit out of Draco and Draco is all sobbity sob and Harry is all WHY AREN'T YOU FIGHTING BACK?! And Draco is like BECAUSE I'M SICK OF FIGHTING! Except in Karyn's version, he's actually like, "*sniffle sniffle* everything is all my fault" and of course Harry is a bastard and all uhhh yeah it is and Draco is like why don't you just kill me and Harry is all NO I'D RATHER SEE YOU SUFFER and then Draco is all I can help and Harry is having none of that shit and thinks WTF aren't you going to maul me in a secret and evil way? and uses our old friend Veritaserum on Ferret Boy and Draco tells him everything but for some reason Harry still doesn't believe him because he's a wanker and tells Draco to prove it and assigns him some task and during said task Draco gets injured and sent to Healer Granger to be ~~sexed~~ fixed up and that's the end because Karyn hasn't told me anymore.

DRACO KILLS HIS DADDY OMG LOL HOW ORIGINAL. Uhhh, caught while trying to accomplish task Mr. P gave him, possibly something about rescuing Hermyown from Voldielocks's evil clutches where she had been used for info-getting (though she of course didn't say anything) and also as a bargaining chip. Because obviously twitchy and vengeful M + slightly crazy and broken Hermione = brilliance AND THOSE ARE KARYN'S WORDS NOT MINE.

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i bet even voldielocks would cry during the notebook.